In a light-hearted take, Oregon’s Dan Lanning has released a satirical list of 32 jobs he has no plans of applying for, showcasing his commitment to Oregon while poking fun at the whirlwind of coaching rumors that often swirl around successful college football coaches. Lanning’s “not applying” list humorously dismisses any speculation about his next career move and highlights his playful side.
As fans and analysts regularly speculate on top coaches’ potential moves, especially as the season draws to a close, Lanning’s creative response has added a humorous twist. He has not shied away from addressing rumors with a touch of sarcasm and wit, a style that resonates well with his players and the Oregon fanbase.
On his “not applying for” list are roles spanning everything from CEO positions at major companies to unexpected jobs like “head zookeeper” or “reality TV show contestant.” This list serves as a fun way for Lanning to underline his loyalty to Oregon, giving fans a bit of light-hearted content while assuring them that his focus remains firmly on the Ducks.
