Jeremiah Smith hasn’t played a snap yet for Ohio State, but the true freshman wideout is already redefining what a superstar looks like. In a shocking NIL-era twist, Smith has reportedly bought Elon Musk’s $700 million futuristic yacht—an acquisition that has instantly sent Buckeye Twitter into meltdown.
The yacht, renamed “Route Master,” is now equipped with advanced AI route-mapping software, underwater altitude resistance training chambers, and an augmented-reality jugs machine that simulates Big Ten DBs in full-speed coverage.
“Every rep counts—even the ones over water,” Smith tweeted alongside a slow-motion video of him toe-dragging a sideline catch on the yacht’s upper deck turf field.
Teammates like Emeka Egbuka and Marvin Harrison Jr. have already commented, calling it “next-level” and “peak focus.” Head Coach Ryan Day called Smith’s initiative “stunning,” saying, “He’s thinking years ahead. That’s what makes him dangerous.”
Buckeye fans are treating the yacht like a national symbol of dominance, and recruiting analysts say it’s already giving Ohio State another massive edge. If Smith is already torching defenders in international waters, just imagine what he’ll do on the Horseshoe’s turf.
