. “Alabama’s Heisman Hopeful RB Allegedly Commits to Semi-Pro Bowling League—Fans Left Speechless”
College football fans woke up to a headline they never expected to see: Alabama’s star running back, a frontrunner for the Heisman Trophy, has reportedly signed a deal to join a semi-professional bowling league. The announcement came via a press release from the league, which boasts a modest following and a handful of regional tournaments. The deal is valued at an astounding $250 million, funded by an unnamed sponsor.
The running back has long been rumored to be an avid bowler, but no one thought he’d give up football for a sport typically played in rented shoes. The announcement has sparked outrage from Alabama fans, who were counting on him to lead the Crimson Tide to another championship. “This is a slap in the face to the team, the fans, and the sport of football,” one fan wrote on Twitter.
Critics are questioning the legitimacy of the deal, especially since the league’s total annual revenue doesn’t even approach $1 million. Some speculate the move could be part of a larger marketing scheme involving NIL contracts, while others believe the running back may be leveraging this to gain more lucrative offers in football.
The player himself hasn’t directly addressed the controversy, but his Instagram bio now reads, “Strikes over touchdowns.” Alabama’s head coach was reportedly blindsided by the news and has refused to comment. Meanwhile, rival fans are mocking the situation, with memes comparing the running back to cartoon bowling mascots.
Whether this is a bold move to redefine athletic careers or simply a poorly planned decision remains to be seen. Either way, the running back has ensured his name will go down in history—for better or worse.
